To whom it may concern:
It is imperative that I fire this or these person(s) immediately,
I have not been able to do my job correctly for medical reason, which can be explained as an uncorrectable condition unless I actually do fire this or these individual(s).
The medical condition in which I was unable to do my job will be
explained in a court of law as soon as I can defend myself appropriately,
until then my signature on this letter should be good enough to fire this or these individuals.
If this or these individuals say that I am not of sound mind or body to have authority to implement this firing, then that court date may be sooner than later.